The Few, the Proud, the Massive. If this was the motto for the Marines, Obama’s stance on removing don’t ask don’t tell would be a welcomed new addition to the LGBT community. “I’d like to sign up for the Navy to sail the seven seamen, err… I mean seas.” London is fond of the Big Ben and so is Pac Sun. The London Massive holds true to what every Vin Diesel fan across America adores: Bigger, Faster and Better. Ever taste Matt’s cock? You’d be lucky to make it past the foreskin before you choked on your own uvula. What a fun word, uvula. In Matt’s case, it could be fictionally appropriate to say its Latin root is: To gag from size! Even the Queen wanted to get her pussy juice flowing from this one. That must explain why he is on the cover. (Pause to upchuck internally thinking about the Queen’s vah j j juice.)

I think Pac Sun should sell this title with free penis pill enlargers so customers could compete in the next Gay Games in the category of biggest cock. Imagine a Bowflex commercial with before and after photos with Matt as your personal trainer. The testimonials you ask? “I almost threw in the towel before Matt showed me the light. Thanks Matt, with your instruction in The London Massive and your penis pills, I’m a bigger man than I ever thought possible. I’m going to write to the Queen and tell her you should replace Big Ben.”

Size Queens unite, white men can have big dicks too- and they are UNCUT. While Matt came to play for Power Bottom scene 1, he is leaving us in the capable hands of UK’s most endowed men who have one thing on the brain, getting fucked and their next time they’ll be appearing on a UK Naked Men title.

We’ve shared together these last few paragraphs about the joys of Matt and his possy. I said possy and not pussy because if you see the size of his shaft, there’s no way that could be an inverted pussy. Size Chasers, wear your badge of honor from Pacific Sun’s The London Massive.

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We went behind the scenes and sneaked some photos from set. Don’t tell the Queen. She might get upset and try to get her foreskin back! Do you think these lads have what it takes to make it in porn? You decide. Have an audible addiction for Cockney voices? Well, Cockney is as Cockney does. If these boys would do the Weather, who wouldn’t watch the BBC

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The Mac company added a category to it’s submission system and that category was the mighty Explicit. Not to be confused with your Ex category in which you avoid at the Abbey in WeHo unless you are doing better than he, but a category nonetheless that has people asking, “Can I jerk off with my iPhone yet?”

Electronic gurus in the industry are cautioning us not to drop to our knees in divine cock worship just yet because that category is not clearly defined. Pink Visual’s Director of Public Relations stated, “I don’t know whether Apple is using an alternative dictionary, or just playing it loose with the definitions of common English terms, but perhaps their content policies would be clearer to developers if they picked up a copy of Webster’s and called it a day.”

Here at Pac Sun, whether or not the mighty Apple will give in to our Fagottous demands of hunks and shaft, we have already answered the call for mobile users. Gay4Mobile.com. This new site brought to you by Pac Sun has got all of the great content you have been exposed too with our catalogs in the past. In development, we have applications that are going to be Android based or compatible with other Google software run devices. We’d all wish Apple would get off their high horse, but until Steve Jobs admits to being a power bottom, we’ve got to take it where we can get it.

From the desk of Michael LaBarbera:

PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT GOES MOBILE!!!
Pacific Sun Entertainment and Gay4Mobile.com have teemed up to  launch a new mobile web site aimed at the gay mobile audience. Affiliates Wanted. ”The movie selection is broken into categories,” stated Mark Cave of Gay4Mobile.com “so mobile surfers will have the greatest variety possible.” ”The movies play on most mobile devices, and thus offer mobile affiliates another program they can use to target the gay audience,” he continued.

“Affiliates can sign up online, from either their mobile phones or a web browser, by clicking the ‘Affiliate Join’ link on the site,” Mr. Cave continued. ”We expect great things from this site,” Mr. Cave continued.  “The gay community needed a mobile site that had a wide variety of videos and we feel we are meeting that need.”

“Like the internet was the wave of the future ten years ago, mobile is the wave of the future today.” Said Pac Sun CEO Pritam Sinha. “Pacific Sun Entertainment was very low-tech, having just one website that had not been updated for ages. Though Pacific Sun ramped up very quickly over the last two years, we were definitely very late in the internet game. Pacific Sun is determined to be among the first to jump into mobile that is destined to dominate for the years to come.”

Interested surfers can point their mobile browsers to Gay4Mobile.com.

With the widest variety of XXX Gay genres, and so many ways to get them, from Bodies to Bears to Boys and more…PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT is THE place for ALL your Gay Porn Needs!

What happens when the boys try to make the cut in porn? No, Chi Chi Larue doesn’t come out and inhale them contrary to popular belief. Find out for yourself. How did they do?

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12 boys with 12 built-in homegrown toys; welCUM to British Auditions 2. The Queen has knighted these lads noble cummsters and squires of ass. All hail hot twinks who think they have what it takes to be porn stars. Ha! Will fellow veterans please lean over and vomit profusely with delight and a non-complacent “Yeah right!” Or, are you bitter queens going to give these striking future ass eaters a fighting chance?

Virgins to screen like Broadway Fags to the Home Depot bathroom are pouring in hand over cock to get their shot at doing something for their country. In Romania jerking off is an Olympic Sport right? Oh wait, they can kill you over there for that. These hotties with bodies truly feel they have what it takes to make you touch yourself in that very sacred place. Which one will make you cum with them? Here’s a thought, put it on and see if you can race the prettiest one to the cumming finish line. For some, just stop the Anti-Depressants for a day or two to improve your ejaculation odds. With blokes such as these though, just throw on the title for some afternoon pick me up.

Think about fingering yourself while watching them stroke shaft? Write to the Queen and see if she’ll grant you a Visa for a day so you can let them do it for you. But if you can’t write, then for the first 12 buyers of this DVD we’ll be giving away one of the boys in this title. Hurry, offer only while supplies last. No Givebacks. Boys as is!

12 Monkeys is a fantastic flic and I’d….oh wait, wrong movie, this is a smut film. How one can forget what they were doing in a moment. 12 Boys are here to stay on the digital screen for as long as you keep them on repeat. British Auditions 2 (complete with 12 boys and not 12 monkeys) will leave you asking the question: Which one’s going to move on and perform as the next power bottom for a future Pac Sun title?

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Who said walk quietly and carry a big stick? The London Massive shows you just what that statement means with little Big Bens running around everywhere on set. UK NAKED MEN allows us to see how tantalizing foreskin is down the back of our throats and how a snake with a helmet gives more to play with than men who said goodbye to the extra skin at birth.

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What happens when the plots of classic movies “Sunset Blvd.” and “Whatever

Happened To Baby Jane?” collide? Singer/bodybuilder Quentin Elias and former

xxx drag queen Lana Luster find out in “The Blvd.” a new play by Joseph Castel and

Danny De La Paz. This outrageous comedy runs from March 11 to April 18 at The

Macha Theatre, 1107 N Kings Rd, West Hollywood, CA 90069,

Tickets: 323 960-1055 or www.plays.411/theblvd

We’ve got behind the scenes photos of Seal Production’s British Teen Boys. Pac Sun brings you the best in Adult Gay Entertainment. Give these wankers a look eh?

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Pac Sun is taking new strides to further service our loyal customers (The idea of free blowjobs got shot down). We up and went mobile on your asses. Attention all iPhone junkies, you can keep up with us anytime you want now with the addition of our new service. Everything on our regular blog is available on our MOBILE site.

Want our pictures on the go? We can do that for you. Want the latest news as soon as it comes out of our office? Bingo! At the DVD Store and want to check a review out of a title before you buy? We’ve got you covered. Just look for the MOBILE link at the top of the page!

Stay tuned because shortly we are going to have Apps for Pacific Sun Entertainment as well. Then you can truly feel connected to your favorite studio any time of the day.

As always, we’re moving forward to keep you getting off.