The Mac company added a category to it’s submission system and that category was the mighty Explicit. Not to be confused with your Ex category in which you avoid at the Abbey in WeHo unless you are doing better than he, but a category nonetheless that has people asking, “Can I jerk off with my iPhone yet?”
Electronic gurus in the industry are cautioning us not to drop to our knees in divine cock worship just yet because that category is not clearly defined. Pink Visual’s Director of Public Relations stated, “I don’t know whether Apple is using an alternative dictionary, or just playing it loose with the definitions of common English terms, but perhaps their content policies would be clearer to developers if they picked up a copy of Webster’s and called it a day.”
Here at Pac Sun, whether or not the mighty Apple will give in to our Fagottous demands of hunks and shaft, we have already answered the call for mobile users. Gay4Mobile.com. This new site brought to you by Pac Sun has got all of the great content you have been exposed too with our catalogs in the past. In development, we have applications that are going to be Android based or compatible with other Google software run devices. We’d all wish Apple would get off their high horse, but until Steve Jobs admits to being a power bottom, we’ve got to take it where we can get it.
