You mean Boogie Nights wasn’t gay the first time it was released? Oh dear, father forgive us for blind transgression. What would be divine, just like a Kinklab harness, is if they just cut in the gay sex scenes into the original movie. Then release it dubbed, “The real, original directors cut.” We would have to doctor the credits in the end to list Falcon as an Executive Producer. Apparently, these men aren’t using a prosthetic penis. These men really do have the 11 – 13 inchers. Don’t worry average sized white guys and severely under dealt black guys, just buy a Kinklab harness if you can’t compare.
Rumor has it, Pacific Sun has a new Dildo coming out soon in the shape of a rather large and luxurious performer’s shaft. Then you can renact that last scene over and over again in front of the mirror. Just unzip, and let the large flaccid dildo plop out of your pants. Either that, or you could just do it naturally if you are genetically gifted. If you are Barbara Streisand, you’ve got the biggest dick ever created by the Universe. Thank you Falcon for giving us Vintage Porn again. Although, Boogie Nights was gay enough and almost a gay smut flic the first time around.
