Unzipped has pulled the Zipper back up. They shook off the last few drops of piss, smiled kindly to the man next them and left the urinal without getting a phone number. Gay print media seems to have given its last orgasm.
It’s hard to imagine why though because no one in this country reads anymore. Most of these mags had pretty pictures for the fagots with I.Q’s of -5. However, visuals weren’t enough to keep these companies afloat.
Rumors are circulating that this company was mismanaged and underutilized. Maybe they’ll come out with video books. Perhaps that will light the fire of passion again to do more with craniums like expand with more than paint by numbers.















