Lovers, Drake and Cameron, run a porn site together. Awwww. (Upchuck intestines and pull eyes out with barbed wire covered in broken glass that was dipped in acid) They don’t believe in choosing a direction of men and sticking to it. They believe their direction is all directions at once! They want to love all men within their marriage and don’t discriminate but are equal opportunity open relationship everything else. (Including midgets and those without legs, feet or hands?)
Satire people, Satire!
They have a thing for the average joes or so says the news article. Everyday guys you see anywhere apparently abound on this site. So that is their niche, mediocrity! Brava for giving the underdog a chance to get off. Let’s get the entire gay porn industry to do average guys! Forget striving to have that body you work hard for, eat the cheetohs while eating out the ass of a mediocre bloke who’s broke.
Oh my Heavens, no more pretty actors in mainstream. Let all underwear models develop appetites and abide by the right hand of the McD’s God! Let my average Joes come forth!
*I was shocked to find out that their moto hits the Lotto of hot guys! Some of their boys (Average Joes) Look better than some twink and muscle sites! Hippocritical are they? Well there is no one on their site that looks like a Hippo so……
