Los Angeles: We see it in porn. Hot guys going at it on a tree stump or ducking behind a bush to do what their mouth craves creates a utopian union between nudism and nature. Apparently, there is this pesky thing called Police who like to rain on a parade. The LAPD is cracking down on guys who expose their crack in public places. Have a thing for getting your thing sucked whilst birds are chirping? Think twice next time before you decide to play nice with a stranger outside.
Places the LAPD are hitting hard include Griffith Park, Sepulveda Dam and Elysian Park near Silver Lake. Wo doesn’t like a romp in the woods, but why do dumb fuckers, trust me there is no better term, leave their condoms and clean up rags out and about all over the trails? Children also visit parks you fucking idiots. Correct me if I am worng, but isn’t the point to be discrete and out of the way of the main trails so you can keep the place a secret while at the same time not exposing people to something they rightfully should not be witnessing if they are not there for that reason alone?
Use CAUTION or better yet, take it to a Bathhouse. Can you imagine taking your niece or nephew to the park to play frisbee only to have the little tyke ask, “Why is that man hitting the other man with his penis over and over again?” We all have our niche, but why on God’s Green Earth would you take a chance and for Christ’s sake clean up your condoms.
For being completely free of intelligence and common sense, these blokes deserved it. There is an art to cruising and if you take it outdoors, there is a way to do it so it’s your little secret. Read up on the word FUCKTARD. It’s right next to your photo on the news and empty condom wrappers.
