Now this is what parody is all about. Take an idea that is actually happening and throw a big song and dance around it to hail the irony as an almost absolute, “What if?”
How could one get Levi’s Johnson? Well an obvious is to take the pussy out of his life. What has it brought him other than a Playgirl spread, a child he’ll have to fight for and a nation that wants to see him fail while diametrically hoping he succeeds at wiping the floor with America’s great dumb Bimbo? Well hopefully Levi’s Johnson will tell us just what could exist if he comes out like Ricky Martin.
And Ricky..It’s not fashionable to Come Out anymore! The fags in Entertainment haven’t meant anything since Jack McFarland! Sigh… Honestly? America was finally relieved. “Really? It took that long?”
Thank you Jetset Men. Thank you for actually not casting Levi. Have you seen the spread in Playgirl? Yeah, didn’t spend enough time at the gym.
