Now Rent Pacific Sun Entertainment Movies By Mail!!!

In the continuing wave of service options from Pacific Sun Entertainment, our customers can now enjoy the ease and convenience of renting XXX Hardcore Gay DVDs by mail! We have partnered with SugarCash.com to create the Pacific Sun Online Rental Store, http://www.gaypornnetflix.com . Thanks to SugarCash.com our DVD Rental store allows you to select adult DVD’s online and have them delivered to you in the mail, just like Netflix! Our store is powered by the largest “Adult DVD Rental-by-Mail” company in the US, with the largest selection, the highest availability and three shipping centers to get you your movies quickly.

We never charge any late fees, so you can keep a movie as long as you want. When you are finished, simply mail the old DVD back to us in the pre addressed envelope, and the next DVD you have selected will automatically be mailed to you. The fast, simple, and easy way to get your porn fix!

Our custom store allows you to do all of this while you are on our website, and all for a low monthly fee. SugarCash.com has an excellent track record of reliable customer service in this venue and we are very excited to have them handling the day to day rentals. We know our customers will be more than satisfied. Pacific Sun Entertainment continues to embrace new technologies in order to give our customers the widest range of access to our movies! Buy, stream, VOD, preview, and now rent, our diverse selection of XXX Hardcore Gay material is truly at your fingertips!

Now that title works well for horny lads in dire need to be fucked. What kind of title could one come up with to stimulate the desire for a boyfriend? Love Me Now?: For the Incomplete. How about, It’s Me Now!: A Guide to Narcissism. Better yet, Leave Me Now: How to Hook Up With Grace and Kick Him to the Curb Post Coital. Buy Me Now?: The Escort’s Definitive Guide. To have fun with a parody, we could turn it into a For Dummies Edition. Do Me Now: First Time Bottoming for Dummies. Help Me Now: How to Post Ads on Craigslist Asking for Money Correctly.

You mean most porn titles are about gimmicks? Say it ain’t so Angela Lansbury

Pac Sun’s Do Him Now: Watching Your Boyfriend Get Fucked Even Though You’re Supposed to be Monogamous.

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Pac Sun’s Leave Him Now: How to Get Out of That Stupid Gay Marriage You Fought Hard for but Can’t Stand!

We at Pac Sun bring you tidings of hard bodies and stellar  photography with our 1st Membership Site. For the price of an Adult DVD and a half, you have access to a years worth of content that is continually updated to suite your Jock needs. Here’s a scene from Mandriller. Enjoy. We certainly loved the filming process.

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Los Angeles: We see it in porn. Hot guys going at it on a tree stump or ducking behind a bush to do what their mouth craves creates a utopian union between nudism and nature. Apparently, there is this pesky thing called Police who like to rain on a parade. The LAPD is cracking down on guys who expose their crack in public places. Have a thing for getting your thing sucked whilst birds are chirping? Think twice next time before you decide to play nice with a stranger outside.

Places the LAPD are hitting hard include Griffith Park, Sepulveda Dam and Elysian Park near Silver Lake. Wo doesn’t like a romp in the woods, but why do dumb fuckers, trust me there is no better term, leave their condoms and clean up rags out and about all over the trails? Children also visit parks you fucking idiots. Correct me if I am worng, but isn’t the point to be discrete and out of the way of the main trails so you can keep the place a secret while at the same time not exposing people to something they rightfully should not be witnessing if they are not there for that reason alone?

Use CAUTION or better yet, take it to a Bathhouse. Can you imagine taking your niece or nephew to the park to play frisbee only to have the little tyke ask, “Why is that man hitting the other man with his penis over and over again?” We all have our niche, but why on God’s Green Earth would you take a chance and for Christ’s sake clean up your condoms.

For being completely free of intelligence and common sense, these blokes deserved it. There is an art to cruising and if you take it outdoors, there is a way to do it so it’s your little secret. Read up on the word FUCKTARD. It’s right next to your photo on the news and empty condom wrappers.

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From the desk of Michael LaBarbera Michael@gaymagix.com :

Like them or not, social networking sites are here to stay and are becoming the fun and popular way of building and maintaining both personal and business contacts. Whether through automatic feeds, or daily visits, people are staying informed on line. “What better way to show our customers we love them (for their support) than to give something back.” stated our new “blogmeister” ORPHEUS.

Complete with mobile ready access, Pac Sun has taken every step possible to ensure that anyone at any time can access PSE content from any device. When asked about social media, Orpheus stated: “Perhaps people rather prefer micro-blogging. In that case, we’ve got that too- Tweet us or Facebook us and we’ll get the content to you. We’re here to get you guys off!” (Orpheus is also a guest blogger at Pornnewz.com)

The PSE blog http://www.pacificsunblog.com/will feature model galleries and links to trailers from the latest releases, as well as DVD reviews, company and industry news and other fun stuff. Having our own blog allows us to post DVD reviews and news almost as soon as they happen.

Attention all iPhone junkies!!! You can keep up with us anytime you want now with the addition of our new service. Everything on our regular blog is available on our MOBILE site.

In addition to creating a porn blog that has the customer in mind, Pac Sun also has their vision to the future with apps currently being developed for the new Google based operating phones. “It’s a market that’s dying for content and we’re going to give it to them”, said Matt Ahnis, the C.E.O. “We are making great strides to give more to customers and to other porn businesses. We’ll be offering feeds soon as well as mobile content that will be available on our sites and in the sites that we license out to as well.”

Pacific Sun’s motto “Bodies, Bears, Boys and more! Everything for your gay porn needs”, is the driving force behind the studio / distributor. “Everything is being done humanly possible to take this name to places it hasn’t gone before and then some”, said Matt, “And we are making that a reality!”

Oh the joys of boxing. Two hot guys surrounded by ropes duking it out proving who is the ultimate Machismo. “My right hook says you’re gonna take and take it good.” If Mike Tyson made that his motto along with other professionals, they’d make lots more money with Pac Sun. We’d hire hotties with bodies who like a good pounding to the head. Which head has yet to be determined.

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Lovers, Drake and Cameron, run a porn site together. Awwww. (Upchuck intestines and pull eyes out with barbed wire covered in broken glass that was dipped in acid) They don’t believe in choosing a direction of men and sticking to it. They believe their direction is all directions at once! They want to love all men within their marriage and don’t discriminate but are equal opportunity open relationship everything else. (Including midgets and those without legs, feet or hands?)

Satire people, Satire!

They have a thing for the average joes or so says the news article. Everyday guys you see anywhere apparently abound on this site. So that is their niche, mediocrity! Brava for giving the underdog a chance to get off. Let’s get the entire gay porn industry to do average guys! Forget striving to have that body you work hard for, eat the cheetohs while eating out the ass of a mediocre bloke who’s broke.

Oh my Heavens, no more pretty actors in mainstream. Let all underwear models develop appetites and abide by the right hand of the McD’s God! Let my average Joes come forth!

*I was shocked to find out that their moto hits the Lotto of hot guys! Some of their boys (Average Joes) Look better than some twink and muscle sites! Hippocritical are they? Well there is no one on their site that looks like a Hippo so……

Pull out the whips boys because if you are going to the Porn Version of the Tonys, then saddle up you will to the Folsom Street Fair! Replete with naked people, ugly nude fatties and hunky bears with their appropriate mothers who came out to support their sons, Folsom is almost like Southern Decadence. Mardi  Gras? More like, Mardi Grab my flopping dick! Folsom is great for the community. It teaches those around us just how crazy fagots can get! We’ve mastered Mob Mentality to a science. The moes probably invented orgies long before Adam & Eve tried to get naughty with forbidden fruit.

Folsom divies up the proceeds to respectable charities.  One charity is send Orpheus back to reclaim his wife from hell fund (Read your Mythology). Since my proverbial wife is stuck in stone at the pearly red gates, I’m having to make due with shaft. I thought women were tough to understand and deal with! Send me to hell!

Oh wait, the GAYVNS are there this year. That’s the point of this tyraid.

FAGOTS, MOES AND HETEROSEXUAL MEN WHO DON’T KNOW BETTER, VOTE THIS BLOG BEST BLOG!

VOTE PAC SUN FOR EVERYTHING.

WHY? LANA LUSTER WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU DON’T!

Someone please explain to me just how the fuck people can legally walk around nude at Folsom?

pacsunstudio@gmail.com- I’ve been trying to figure it out. The Omniscient Wikipedia doth not have the answers. Gnashing of teeth chomp chomp.

Pull out the popcorn. This is better than watching Beta fish rip each other apart fin by fin. Google was attacked by China and the premier Wen Jiabao told us to go fuck ourselves. Google announced it’s getting really close to hi-tailing out of the communist nation of people who hate penises and vaginas on small laptop screens. I’m seriously just waiting for the country to implode on itself if it continues to uphold its operations as a “Can’t have, can’t want” policy with Adult Smut. Google announced that it will try to operate without censoring its results according to China’s laws. If the government fails to comply, then quite frankly, the fat lady has sung. The mighty G has stated it does not want to operate without China’s good graces or break the law. Opportunity missed. Opportunity missed for me to watch Digital World War 3.

Unzipped has pulled the Zipper back up. They shook off the last few drops of piss, smiled kindly to the man next them and left the urinal without getting a phone number. Gay print media seems to have given its last orgasm.

It’s hard to imagine why though because no one in this country reads anymore. Most of these mags had pretty pictures for the fagots with I.Q’s of -5. However, visuals weren’t enough to keep these companies afloat.

Rumors are circulating that this company was mismanaged and underutilized. Maybe they’ll come out with video books. Perhaps that will light the fire of passion again to do more with craniums like expand with more than paint by numbers.