Mobile use is skyrocketing so quickly that Google claims the end is nigh for people who have actual Desktop computers. You mean Liza might be singing her last Dell song? Judy Garland say it ain’t so! It’s 2012 happening right before our eyes. Grab your heels and pray for daylight because if you don’t have a tablet device, you are going to be stuck with 480 X 320 for a while. Run for the hills, oh wait, we don’t have reception with AT&T. Oh no, we’re doomed! How does one hang on for dear life in these times of peril? Well, we don’t have the answer for how to pirate the latest Hollywood release with an iPhone, but we do have your mobile porn woes covered. Gay4mobile.com is our site where you can take those soon to be dominatrix phones and keep the party going. We can point you in the right direction for the nearest pawn shop for that laptop. Perhaps Apple’s Tablet is here to stay. If you just learned how to type and use email, ha ha, your fucked grandpa!
Archive for March, 2010
PCs PISSED AT SMART PHONES
KRIS HARPER & DANNY STAR PHOTOS
Oh for the lovers of the Queen’s men with cock, Pac Sun has dubbed these fine lads as squires of ass and Jousters of Cock! Kris Harper & Danny Star show us just what the joys are of Sex in a Pub. Sex Pub brings you strapping men with traditional UK uncut cock. What do you get when you join two blokes in sexual congress? We didn’t know, so we put two together to find out.
MARIO CORTEZ: NUDE PHOTOS
With a Hunk like this, I wish I could put him in the Nintendo game, SUPER MARIO BROS. I’d buy a Wii just to move him around on screen and make him shake his! I’d put all of his friends on as well and have a Gay ole time. What about that smooth ass eh? Catch him in Apartment XXX
GIVE ME JESUS! I’LL GIVE YOU SHAFT!
SAN ANTONIO- the land that is now responsible for a college group campaign called, “Smut for Smut”. It’s an Atheist group that is having a campaign to trade in religious texts for Porn. According to the group leader, “Religious books contain violence, spark religious wars and advocate for the mistreatment of women.”
I don’t know, have you seen bondage videos? It looks like someone is getting fucked up in those.
The group’s leader, Bradley Lewis, stated “If religious groups can put out missionaries and go knock on my door and wake me up at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning, I can put a table outside of the college.”
Bradley, if your smoking hot Porn fantasy knocked on your door at 6 a.m., you’d answer it. Though I completely applaud your efforts, and actually want to one up them. Consider giving two smut mags if you get the “Life of Jesus Picture Book”. Better yet, distribute a risque magazine called, “The Real Virgin Mary.”
Heic, if you were Hustler and didn’t really care about creative naming conventions, you could call it, “This Ain’t the Virgin Mary. An XXX Parody.”
Cheers Bradley, and may I think of you the next time I drop to my knees for divine sexual communication.
News Source: Xbiz
MIGUEL DIAZ
Ever look at someone and you just know they like it up the ass? Hello to little big Miguel Diaz from Apartment XXX. We like guys who like it up the ass because without them, where would power tops go? They’re going to go inside Miguel and we have it on tape. Say hello to Miguel. He’ll greet you with cheeks aspread.
PAC SUN LAUNCHES JOCK SITE
“Getting off” should always be EASY!!! And since there are never enough fast and easy ways for worshippers of athletic men to find them in all their sweaty, hard-bodied glory, PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT (www.pacificsunentertainment.com) is pleased to answer the call with our first membership site, www.hugecocksandjocks.com .
With so much content available on the web, and so much of it inferior and amateur, PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT and BRAINCASH are proud to unveil the first of several “niche” sites designed to make it easer for the consumer to find just the action, and the kind of men they crave.
The advantages to this site are many!
Unlimited views for just one monthly or annual fee. Customers watch what they want when they want with no “ticking clock”.
Top quality content at a top quality site. No cheap amateur junk.
Regular updates of top quality videos and images.
DRM free!
Customer’s personal and credit card information is secure.
“No-nonsense” billing. Customers may cancel whenever THEY want.
For less than $100.00 and for slightly more that the average cost of a single new DVD, customers can watch unlimited porn for a year!
The site can be connected to a television to be watched in big-screen style and comfort!
Quality site with NO annoying pop-ups, NO ad clutter.
Other “niche” partnership sites such as “Black Men” and “Twinks” are in the planning stages, again as a way for PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT to make it easier for consumers of XXX gay content to find just exactly what they want with less hassle and confusion. These sites will make a great addition to the hard-goods offered at www.gaymagix.com and video-on-demand at www.pacificsun.tv and www.pacificsunvod.tv as we strive to offer customers quality XXX Gay product in all venues!!!
ORPHEUS IN THE CYBERWORLD
Much as the ancient world needed minstrels and troubadours in order to spread word far and wide, modern times call for modern measures. PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT (www.pacificsunentertainment.com) is very excited to introduce our own minstrel of the world wide web, ORPHEUS. As the ORPHEUS of mythology enchanted the populace with song and verse, this ORPHEUS has a savvy for internet marketing and will be “blogmeister” for the new PACIFIC SUN ENTERTAINMENT BLOG!
Coming from a background of technical writing, but being bored STIFF (and not in a good way) with corporate America, ORPHEUS “decided to apply his “semicolons onto the tails of hot twinks.”
Matt Ahnis, CEO of Pacific Sun Entertainment, spotted the writings of this self described “sassy social pundit for porn” at one of the newz.com sites, liked his style and asked him to jump on board to be the internet voice of Pac Sun. As ORPHEUS said, “Chi Chi Larue can’t be the only one with something to say. J”
ORPHEUS will be running the Pac Sun Blog, dispersing and gathering XXX Gay Porn news all across the internet. Rumor has it that it’s because he wants to see hot Pac Sun Men anywhere and everywhere he happens to surf! The blog will contain DVD reviews, company and industry news, trailers, galleries and personal observations.
His motto is: “Take out the bullshit and insert the truth. Then make fun of it as though it were bullshit!”
As ORPHEUS comes from a “non industry” background, we look forward to his fresh, funny and sometime irreverent take on the often crazy and ever-changing business we inhabit.
FUCK A LEPRECHAUN
You know you’ve dreamed about it. You know you’ve always wanted to taste some Lucky Charms if only given the opportunity to chase the Rainbow to the Pot of Gold. If you liked the smurfs in Avatar, you’ll love the Green hole available from Fleshlight.com.
Available only through March, you too can get your very own portable Irish tail with O’doyle’s Stout. An ass inside of a beer can. Well, the beer can always seems to find the ass in anyone, but hey, it’s “Fuck A Green Midget Day.”
Try your luck of the Irish and see if there is anything good about the Sheep People other than Colin Farrell. Have you seen his sex video? Honestly, who would kick him out of bed? But it’s the best Ireland can give because he took out all the pretty. Perhaps it’s good you can only see a green hole while engaging Stout. You might vomit if you see some of the “boys” from Ireland.
MARTIN LASOTA: SET PHOTOS
Martin Lasota, a twink one could fight over breakfast in the morning and say, “Hey, don’t leggo my Eggo.” We’ve got his set pictures here at Pacific Sun and thought you the readers would enjoy a shot of Martin served chilled in a Martini glass. Catch him in Apartment XXX.
APARTMENT XXX: DVD TRAILER
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!” Oh how many great memories from early on that statement birthed. Straight guys still fall for that when plastered. (Dumbasses) Tip: take them out to Trunks in West Hollywood to get them shnokard for less than your entire paycheck for two shots at the Abbey. But back to the business of exploiting flesh. Apartment XXX as oppossed to Apartment GGG is Eastern European fucking for those that like Creme De La Twink. Ladies and Gay Men acting butch, a trailer named Aartment XXX:
