HardOn TV brings us a pub in the heart of Throbsville. Population 7 horny men whose social lives revolve around the cock and the cock they want is Danny Star’s. It’s the rule of Wannabes- Rockers get laid, DJs get blown and Bartenders are chased like Prada shoes at factory direct prices- all by those that want to be like them. Fair warning though, this is the Uncut Version. There will be hardcore sexual content, but I’m not thinking a little deep throating, Twink surfing, ball bouncing, shaft levitating or jizzing on a face is going to deter you from your venture with this title. We’ve only just begun to explore what it means to stay till closing time. Every new beginning with a Mixologist cums from some other patron’s end.
Is it pretentious to have the last name Star? Danny certainly shines like a full shooting celestial object that burns so brightly you have to wear sunglasses when his wanker falls out. No, he’s just that hot- He’s doesn’t shine brightly because he’s pale. This isn’t a gay porn parody of Twilight. But if Pac Sun were making one, we’d call it Bi-light. That movie was soft core gay porn from the very beginning.
It’s WeHo in Bumblefuck England. It’s WeHo because there’s only one pub and that’s the Sex Pub. There is no Valley or Silverlake as an alternative. Much like Michael Jackson, This pub Is It! You come for a drink and then you get to cum. Sounds like a typical Saturday night if you are cheating on your husband or looking to get laid by someone other than your drunk roommate.
We love a Pub filled with Subs. Submissives that is. Danny Star doesn’t get fucked, but he sure finds the ones that do. And if you ever have to come audition for a job at this establishment, make sure your backside is cleaned out if you catch the drift. Job applicants are enthusiastically sought after. No one says you start out at the top eh? All dues must be paid in full.
If you like Happy Hour and some Cock with your Tail, there’s a place in Dartford you should check out. Until then, you’ll just have to get the title to see the rest of the goings ons.