The Few, the Proud, the Massive. If this was the motto for the Marines, Obama’s stance on removing don’t ask don’t tell would be a welcomed new addition to the LGBT community. “I’d like to sign up for the Navy to sail the seven seamen, err… I mean seas.” London is fond of the Big Ben and so is Pac Sun. The London Massive holds true to what every Vin Diesel fan across America adores: Bigger, Faster and Better. Ever taste Matt’s cock? You’d be lucky to make it past the foreskin before you choked on your own uvula. What a fun word, uvula. In Matt’s case, it could be fictionally appropriate to say its Latin root is: To gag from size! Even the Queen wanted to get her pussy juice flowing from this one. That must explain why he is on the cover. (Pause to upchuck internally thinking about the Queen’s vah j j juice.)
I think Pac Sun should sell this title with free penis pill enlargers so customers could compete in the next Gay Games in the category of biggest cock. Imagine a Bowflex commercial with before and after photos with Matt as your personal trainer. The testimonials you ask? “I almost threw in the towel before Matt showed me the light. Thanks Matt, with your instruction in The London Massive and your penis pills, I’m a bigger man than I ever thought possible. I’m going to write to the Queen and tell her you should replace Big Ben.”
Size Queens unite, white men can have big dicks too- and they are UNCUT. While Matt came to play for Power Bottom scene 1, he is leaving us in the capable hands of UK’s most endowed men who have one thing on the brain, getting fucked and their next time they’ll be appearing on a UK Naked Men title.
We’ve shared together these last few paragraphs about the joys of Matt and his possy. I said possy and not pussy because if you see the size of his shaft, there’s no way that could be an inverted pussy. Size Chasers, wear your badge of honor from Pacific Sun’s The London Massive.
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